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Why does weed always make me feel pregnant
Damnit I need a new weed guy
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “third trimester” 🤰you’ll be glowing with maternal warmth💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just felt the baby kicking
My transgender life partner pacing: the fertility clinic is lying to us
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the people who responded “joe” and “biden” are operating a higher level than anyone else. they can see the matrix
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Elden Ring’s “waterfall to secret-behind-waterfall” ratio is way off for an open world game tbh
On a day such as this, let us not forget scripture:
yeah and then trump defended him for some reason lmfao
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