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mallowmaenad:

werewolfmilfsinc:

werewolfmilfsinc:

Why does weed always make me feel pregnant

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Damnit I need a new weed guy

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “third trimester” 🤰you’ll be glowing with maternal warmth💯


Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.


5 minutes later: dude I swear I just felt the baby kicking


My transgender life partner pacing: the fertility clinic is lying to us

(via heathermooch)